Why does country music exist? Why oh why...
Written @ 2:24 am on Thursday, Oct. 30, 2003

I think his name is toby kieth or something to that effect. Either way he's a bad country singer, who by some twist of momentary insanity by a mass of severely retarted people is popular.

He needs to be kicked off of this planet. Seriously, just shoot him off into space. Now. Right now.

I wanted to strangle, kick him repeatedly then set him on fire after that ridiculous song he did after 9-11. Seriously "we'll put a boot in your ass it's the american way"?? Um, no.

However, somehow he managed to outdo himself in his latest attempt at being the most contemptable stupid person on the planet.

Thanks to my flipping of channels during commercials I was able to catch a snippet of some interview with him where this reporter is trying to politely tell toby that he's a jackass. Go the reporter.

First they showed a little bit of his performance of this song called "the taliban", which if you really want to loose a few brain cells you can read the lyrics here. It's like they let a retarted four year old brainwashed with propaganda write the song.

So then it shows him sitting and talking to the reporter. Of course, toby only succeeded in making himself look like more of an ass.

Reporter: Now, I'm going to play devil's advocate for a moment.
toby: *blink* ... uh, ok.
Reporter: Some have said your lyrics are anti-muslim, anti-israeli and just an example of an arrogant american.
toby: well, yeah...all those things you just said, yeah, you can say that about any of my lyrics. that's why they hate us so much because we are so american.

WHAT THE FUCK?

*sputters*

Just...kick...off...planet...NOW!

Seriously, how DARE he speak for all of America being the inbred, retarted hick that he is! No wonder everybody hates us. I think we need to take some action against this and just start shipping stupid people off to a different planet. Jupiter looks big enough. Plus the poisonous gas will do them good.

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